at home with ann

VACANCY

Posted on: 25 October 2006

Escort required for mother of the groom. Vincent D’Onofrio need not apply… he blew it! Must scrub up well, be light on feet, have impeccable table manners and no dirty habits…

hmmm… maybe Vincent does still stand a chance. If he takes pity on me and fancies an all expenses paid holiday in Israel in the summer, but we may have to share a room… I’m sick of paying the dreaded single supplement

 

erm… maybe not! LOL

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Tonight is ‘Meet the Parents’ night… well Lucy knows me and Jamie knows them, but we don’t know each other and guess who invited them to dinner, with real food Jill? The kitchen smells wonderful, but I’ve still got loads to do and they’ll be here in about three hours.

Can I lose 10 lbs in three hours?

I’ve asked if the mother of the bride is younger (yes she is) thinner (yes she is although Jamie diplomatically said we’re shaped differently) and prettier than me (well my children know where their bread’s buttered and I’ve brought them up so well, they say we both are… hmmm).

Will report back with more, but I will not be discussing the financial arrangements and I will not be bitching… I am sure they are lovely, because Lucy is lovely and I couldn’t wish for a nicer No.2 daughter-in-law.

~~~~~O~~~~~

A new mrsbg is hot off the press… she never gets it right. Sounds like someone I know very very well…doh!

If you want to enjoy a little Bob E Howard visit here and from the pen of moi visit here but don’t expect Wordsworth or Byron or REH… it’s just my flight of fancy.

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Oven calling me… must get back to the kitchen sink… I know my place!

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Happy birthday Lisa… hope you got lotsa lovely presies ;>)

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13 Responses to "VACANCY"

What about asking Manicbrit if you can borrow her VDO lookalike?

((((Ann))))

Have fun tonight and remember, that your kids love you and you are perfect in every way. πŸ™‚

Good idea Val…

Maybe Vince Vaughn could be torn away from Ms. Aniston?

I thought of Craig Bierko, but rumour has it he’s got a girlfriend too.

*sigh* It is very strange that all these hot men are taken πŸ˜‰

Good luck with the dinner!

Hi Ann
I came over from Brian’s blog!
You have a great place here!
Mazel tov to Jamie and Lucy!
They are such a cute couple!

I hope all goes well tonight…
and you all have a wonderful evening together!

Margie

right an unpaid escort has to be single… I don’t do to others what was done to me…

but a paid escort doesn’t matter because that’s their job… mmmm

getting nervous… they’ll be here soon, but daughter walked in from work and said the house smelt good… yummy scrumptious delish, so if they don’t love me, let’s hope they love my culinary skills.

Welcome Margie and thanks for your good wishes.

lotsa luv ann xxxxx

Exciting stuff, Ann. I am sure the evening was a great success. Can’t wait to hear all about it. I also ask questions like, “Is she thin?” and “How gorgeous is she?” We’re crazy – actually. Again, Mazal Tov to everyone. xox

Hi Ann πŸ™‚ Just popping in for a bit to say hello…you talk often about the wonderful smells from your kitchen…makes my mouth water! Of course, food and I have been at war lately. But I can still dream! Have a fabulous time this evening πŸ™‚

I tried to post yesterday but blogger was down for maintenance. I hope that your evening went well. I’m sure her parents loved you!

BTW, where did you unearth that picture of VDO w/ the long hair, wearing the hat?

If you don’t ‘want’ Vincent Ann, I’ll take him (any which way!!)

It will be fine!! You are a warm and lovely person and the mother of a great son (or two!)- they will love you, be touched by your cooking and a good time will be had by all!
Love, Kate

As I’m late,again,I can only hope that everything went swimmingly πŸ™‚

I’d lend you Jim,but unfortunately(Or fortunatelly,depending on your p.o.v) he has some really filthy habits LOL

Eliza xxxxxx

Hope it was great … and please recall that Beauty is fleeting, but Class such as you have is FOREVER!

Those girls are ever so lucky to get you as a mother in law!!!

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