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Archive for November 4th, 2006





Jill, here’s your Boaz fix a little late … sorry BoBo and MoMo weren’t around yesterday … only almost six weeks and I’ll be back scrambling around on the floor playing with their toys ~ whooohooo!

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What’s the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot? A man will spend 20 or 30 minutes looking for a golf ball

What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? Half an hour of begging

What’s the difference between Government bonds and men? Bonds mature

How can you tell if a man is sexually aroused? He’s breathing

Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equalling a hundred miles

What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing? Castrated

What do you call an intelligent, good-looking, sensitive man? A rumour

What’s the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They’re all married

What is the difference between a woman and a computer? A woman won’t accept a 3-inch floppy

Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract

What’s a man’s idea of housework? Lifting his legs for her to vacuum

What’s a man’s definition of a romantic evening? Sex

Why is food better than men? Because you don’t have to wait an hour for seconds

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, good-looking and well dressed? Because they already have boyfriends

How can you tell if a man is well hung? When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose

Husband to wife, “I hear you’ve been telling everyone that I’m an idiot.” Wife, “Sorry, I didn’t know it was a secret.”

What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? Four guys watching football

A husband says to his wife, “I was a fool when I married you.” “I know,” she replies, “But I was in love and didn’t notice.”

What’s the difference between a man and a condom? Condoms have changed; they’re no longer thick and insensitive

Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture from Ikea (my ab fab fav from much personal experience ~ lol)

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Boom Boom


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