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FRIDAY THE 13TH: RAMBLIN’ AGAIN

Posted on: 13 April 2007

mmmm… yummmmmy

juicy strawberries
in my tummy
Sorry, I’ve not been around and I’m sorry I’m not back with a particularly meaningful post. The Passover, mother and children staying and wedding arrangements and work have rather taken over my life, but, hooray I have found a slot today and I am planning to say hello to everyone over the weekend and reply to all my emails…

Here’s some Jewish one liners to be getting on with.

There’s big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until after it graduates from medical school.

Why don’t Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering.

Have you seen the newest Jewish-American Princess horror movie? It’s called, “Debbie Does Dishes.”

What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position? Facing Tiffany’s.

When the doctor called Mrs. Liebenbaum to tell her that her check came back, she replied, “So did my arthritis.”

A Jewish boy come home from school and tells his mother he’s been given a part in the school play. “Wonderful? What part is it?” The boy says, “I play the part of the Jewish husband.” The mother scowls and says, “You go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part.”

Where does the Jewish husband hide his money from his wife? Under the vacuum cleaner.

What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish Mother? Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.”

A Jewish telegram: “Start worrying. Details to follow.”

I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up . . . they have no holidays ~ Henny Youngman

Look at Jewish history. Unrelieved lamenting would be intolerable. So, for every ten Jews beating their breasts, God designated one to be crazy and amuse the breast beaters. By the time I was five I knew I was that one.- Mel Brooks

For Vincent D’Onofrio/Valentino lovers take a peek at this… I’m still burning up and grinning from ear to ear. I can’t wait for Wendy’s latest to plop through my letterbox.


Okay, I know I know, I’m not one itsy little bit in Wendy’s league, it is all purely for fun, my fun, and because I am mildly obsessed, okay okay, wildly obsessed with Bobby Goren, the next chapter of mrsbg is up… and just how did The Detective find out about the baby? Well go over there and you’ll find out.


Also some Lord Byron for the star-crossed lovers, Novalynne and Bob. The words just seemed to fit… the poem is beautiful.

Looking forward to catching up with you all over the next couple of days… wishing you and yours a wonderful weekend and Shabbat Shalom.

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18 Responses to "FRIDAY THE 13TH: RAMBLIN’ AGAIN"

(((Ann)))

Love you sweetie. I just read the jokes to Madd and Carol. LOL

Have a great weekend my friend.

He is SO cute in his little boggen!And I feel that way about strawberries too Boaz….

Have a good weekend Ann…..I am going to go see whats us with Mrs. G….

Welcome back Ann,Your little guy Love’s strawberry’s too,My Lilly just adore’s them also!!!!That’s so sweet and funny!Your jewish funnies are hilarious,now I know where I get my stubborn,moodiness from!My mother of course haa haa!!!

Dana.

How CUTE are those photos?

Loved the jokes—–my favorite position is standing in front of Tiffany’s too…DROOLING and crying because I don’t have the $$ to afford it.

*sigh*

(As you can see, I absolutely hate suffering…which explains my martini habit!)

Have a great weekend!!!

Good to have you back even temporarily. OK, lay it on me! How does one acquire the ‘Valentino’ book? Is there a website to visit to order?? I’m still dribbling ;0)
Happy Weekend to all.

It’s not out till later in the year, Diane, put your tongue away.

Great jokes, Ann. Can’t wait to read the latest on mrsbg.

good to have you back ann:) and i am no where near to catching up to the current chapters, i am not even in this current year yet….

Ann,Thankyou I feel better now.[Hard night last night.]

Hey Ann,A good day to you!

Luv,Dana.

Wonderful post with lots of great bits! Keep ramblin’ babe!
xo, JP

Thanks for the giggles Ann πŸ™‚

Good to have you back!

(((Brian))) luv u 2… we’ll talk again later

bryde: oh I’m biased… he is cute isn’t he?

dana: I think all little ones love strawberries; his face was a sight afterwards

deb: we are so alike… LOL

diane: you can pre-order it on Amazaon… good old Amazon

val: you may not like mrsbg now she and he are having a little sprog

fezzi: take your time, they are hardly great works of literature

deborah: there’s my own poetry at my other place

tess: thanks, it’s nice to be back

Oh my! That is one PAINFULLY cute little guy. πŸ™‚ And the jokes totally cracked me up. ^_^ The “speaking part” one, especially.

Don’t you just love it, their expression in the eyes, when they get something yummy as strawberries in their tummy!
Lovely Ann!!!

and love the jokes πŸ™‚

Hiya Ann! Great to see a new post and I’ll be going over to read the new chapter of Mrs. BG.

Loved the jokes, I forwarded them on to many of my friends!!

oh ann, your blog is a masterpiece; love to stop by…

have a blessed Sunday!

hugs,
sage

Hey Darlin’! Glad to see you’re alive and kicking (even if you have been really busy!)

Thanks so much for sharing the cute jokes! After being sick for so long, I could use a good laugh!

Take care *Hugs*

Your grandson is such a cutie … inquisitive …
:o)

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